Dating Tip #7 - The Finger Game
This is all about getting the man to trust you, make him take orders from you and, most of the time, irritate the shit out of him.
This HAS to occur on the first date.
Place your elbow on the table. Make a fist. Extend your index finger into the air. Look at him like you want to tie him up and flick his nipples. Raise an eyebrow. Then say: Smell my finger.
Typically, he will refuse. After the second "no", put your finger in his face and say "SMELL my finger". If he still isn't game, change up the emphasis. "Smell MY finger" or "Smell my FINGER". However, do not under any circumstances emphasize all of the words at the same time. That will make you sound desperate and that's just gross. If he smells your finger, reward him with a kiss at the end of the date. If he tries to make you smell his finger, take him home with you.
BUT!If the guy smells your finger immediately, get up and leave. Who just goes around smelling people's fingers? That's disgusting.
posted by Crystal at 9:42 PM 6 comments
This HAS to occur on the first date.
Place your elbow on the table. Make a fist. Extend your index finger into the air. Look at him like you want to tie him up and flick his nipples. Raise an eyebrow. Then say: Smell my finger.
Typically, he will refuse. After the second "no", put your finger in his face and say "SMELL my finger". If he still isn't game, change up the emphasis. "Smell MY finger" or "Smell my FINGER". However, do not under any circumstances emphasize all of the words at the same time. That will make you sound desperate and that's just gross. If he smells your finger, reward him with a kiss at the end of the date. If he tries to make you smell his finger, take him home with you.
BUT!If the guy smells your finger immediately, get up and leave. Who just goes around smelling people's fingers? That's disgusting.
posted by Crystal at 9:42 PM 6 comments
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