Dating Tips for Men (#4)
Dating Tip #4 – Body Hair
I can’t vouch for all women on this one, but I know what I like.
DON’T shave your legs, unless you are participating in the Tour de France and actually have a shot at winning. It feels hurty and makes you look creepy.
DON’T shave your chest. Come on. Be a man. Why do you want to look like a boy? The first time I touched a hairy chest, I will admit that I was a little afraid, but after I got to KNOW the hairy chest, it became my friend. My very sexy friend that constantly reminded me of what a MAN I was with.
DON’T shave your arms. That’s just weird.
DO purchase a Shave Everywhere. That is a deal-breaker. Just do it. Seriously. Do it.
DO wax your eyebrows. Don’t overdo it. Just get the patch of hair in the middle. We don’t need arches, ok? You are not allowed to look better than us.
DO wax the back hair. Some back hair is acceptable, but if it is long enough to get stuck in my teeth, it needs to go. Besides, you can more easily feel my fingernails across your back that way.
posted by Crystal at 10:35 AM 6 comments
I can’t vouch for all women on this one, but I know what I like.
DON’T shave your legs, unless you are participating in the Tour de France and actually have a shot at winning. It feels hurty and makes you look creepy.
DON’T shave your chest. Come on. Be a man. Why do you want to look like a boy? The first time I touched a hairy chest, I will admit that I was a little afraid, but after I got to KNOW the hairy chest, it became my friend. My very sexy friend that constantly reminded me of what a MAN I was with.
DON’T shave your arms. That’s just weird.
DO purchase a Shave Everywhere. That is a deal-breaker. Just do it. Seriously. Do it.
DO wax your eyebrows. Don’t overdo it. Just get the patch of hair in the middle. We don’t need arches, ok? You are not allowed to look better than us.
DO wax the back hair. Some back hair is acceptable, but if it is long enough to get stuck in my teeth, it needs to go. Besides, you can more easily feel my fingernails across your back that way.
posted by Crystal at 10:35 AM 6 comments
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