More Dating Tips for Men
The New Fella - I have seen this guy 6 days in a row. I like him. When I am not with him, I want to be. When I am with him, I don’t want to leave. The funny thing is – I could draw up a fairly long list of Dating Tips for Men solely from my experiences with him that detail how you are not supposed to behave around women. He doesn’t do anything bad, really. I think I have just been lucky to date all gentlemen since I have been single (yes, even the dry-humping-dirty-talker opened doors). I am going to share some of these things, but unlike my other tips, these will not serve to bash men, but to actually help them.
1. The Stairs. Many men don’t know how to address stairs properly. My mother taught me how a man is supposed to conduct himself while escorting a lady up/down the stairs and I watch for it. When going up, you must position yourself behind the lady (easier to see up her skirt that way, fellas, AND the gentlemanly thing to do - nice, eh?). When going down the stairs, you must stay in front of her. You must always remain in the position to catch her/break her fall.
2. When walking down the street, make sure you are closest to traffic and when she leaves your house walk her out.
3. Don’t wear T-back tank tops. I don’t care how hot you are.
4. Don’t bust out a bunch of pictures of your hottie ex-girlfriend in her bikini making out with you in Mexico because you want me to see “the awesome beach”. There is plenty of time to discuss past relationships. When I meet a man that I really like, I try to act like no other man existed before him. Men are pretty competitive and I don’t want to create any kind of insecurities for the new guy because my ex was smarter, funnier, muscle-ier or better in bed. Exes are exes for a reason and I am with you, New Guy, because I like YOU. I think you are smart, funny and have a beautiful body.
5. Don’t brag. I don’t really care how many women throw themselves at you on a daily basis. I know you’re hot. That’s why I throw myself at you. I’m not a jealous girl. I don’t care if Angelina Jolie hit on you (Don’t get me wrong - I’d smack the bitch down), but it’s irritating to hear you talk about how hot you are. Look at me. I am so hot that I don’t even have to verbalize it. See?
This only covers some of the things and I am still crazy about the guy. I am going out of town this weekend so I won’t be tempted to hang out with him 7 days in a row.
A single girl musn’t hang out with one fella all the time or she won’t stay a single girl. Profound, I know. I should write fortune cookies.
posted by Crystal at 10:57 AM 3 comments
1. The Stairs. Many men don’t know how to address stairs properly. My mother taught me how a man is supposed to conduct himself while escorting a lady up/down the stairs and I watch for it. When going up, you must position yourself behind the lady (easier to see up her skirt that way, fellas, AND the gentlemanly thing to do - nice, eh?). When going down the stairs, you must stay in front of her. You must always remain in the position to catch her/break her fall.
2. When walking down the street, make sure you are closest to traffic and when she leaves your house walk her out.
3. Don’t wear T-back tank tops. I don’t care how hot you are.
4. Don’t bust out a bunch of pictures of your hottie ex-girlfriend in her bikini making out with you in Mexico because you want me to see “the awesome beach”. There is plenty of time to discuss past relationships. When I meet a man that I really like, I try to act like no other man existed before him. Men are pretty competitive and I don’t want to create any kind of insecurities for the new guy because my ex was smarter, funnier, muscle-ier or better in bed. Exes are exes for a reason and I am with you, New Guy, because I like YOU. I think you are smart, funny and have a beautiful body.
5. Don’t brag. I don’t really care how many women throw themselves at you on a daily basis. I know you’re hot. That’s why I throw myself at you. I’m not a jealous girl. I don’t care if Angelina Jolie hit on you (Don’t get me wrong - I’d smack the bitch down), but it’s irritating to hear you talk about how hot you are. Look at me. I am so hot that I don’t even have to verbalize it. See?
This only covers some of the things and I am still crazy about the guy. I am going out of town this weekend so I won’t be tempted to hang out with him 7 days in a row.
A single girl musn’t hang out with one fella all the time or she won’t stay a single girl. Profound, I know. I should write fortune cookies.
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