More Dating Tips for Men!
I like this boy. He is a total tease – which is very cool considering I have never met a male tease before. He is unlike any guy I have dated in the past. Fellas! Listen up!
Dating Tip for Men: Tease your lady. I don’t want to have to go into detail here, because I am already having a hard time concentrating at work (thus, the blogging). Don’t wash dishes the first few nights. I can’t tell you how many men have tried handling my dishes before they were even dirty. Cuddle. Don’t unbutton her shirt. If you lightly dance around the buttons, she’ll do it for you! Grab her inner-upper thigh (without touching the important stuff) when you are kissing her and squeeze it. She’ll be screaming TOUCH ME YOU FOOL! within 2 minutes.
I almost felt sorry for the guys I’ve teased. But Jaysus, it is fun.
I will just say this. My dishes are very, very dirty. I can’t think about anything but getting them washed so obviously the boy did something right.
posted by Ev at 9:13 AM 5 comments
Dating Tip for Men: Tease your lady. I don’t want to have to go into detail here, because I am already having a hard time concentrating at work (thus, the blogging). Don’t wash dishes the first few nights. I can’t tell you how many men have tried handling my dishes before they were even dirty. Cuddle. Don’t unbutton her shirt. If you lightly dance around the buttons, she’ll do it for you! Grab her inner-upper thigh (without touching the important stuff) when you are kissing her and squeeze it. She’ll be screaming TOUCH ME YOU FOOL! within 2 minutes.
I almost felt sorry for the guys I’ve teased. But Jaysus, it is fun.
I will just say this. My dishes are very, very dirty. I can’t think about anything but getting them washed so obviously the boy did something right.
posted by Ev at 9:13 AM 5 comments
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